Sunday, August 16, 2015

Get Out!

Dear Magicians,

Please stop saying trite shit like "let's get into it". I could turn this phrase into a drinking game watching magic demos and get hammered in 10 minutes. You HAVE to be able to find something better to say. I believe in you. I know you have it...

into you.

Thanks,

The Mngmnt.

5 comments:

  1. Oh come on, this is nothing compared to the overuse of phrases like "Here's what we're going to do" or "Lets try something", used in performance by some guys...

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    1. That's a whole 'nother rant. That is ridiculous too. Don't patronize me by saying "I've never done this, let's see if it will work".

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  2. "Isn't that crazy?"
    "Wouldn't it be weird..."
    "We are going to do an experiment..."
    "Your... Signed.... Card...."

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  3. My hatred is the second (and sometimes every one after) phase which starts "let's take this a step further"

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  4. Worst: "Would you be impressed if.." Worstest: "Hey wanna see a trick ?" - "Watch !" - *snaps fingers*

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